Score: 7

"Payment System is not Irrelevant"

submission: SAS: Zombie Assault 2

date: July 21, 2009

I won't lie, I love this game. However, the payment system is absolutely required to get the most out of it. The lack of a continue system without paying is just too much. Furthermore, the guns you get from the payment system are all completely overpowered except the Grenade Launcher, which is far weaker than the Autoshotty. The pulse rifle and Autoshotty make mincemeat out of anything that comes your way, and their magazines are nearly bottomless. Seriously, the Pulse Rifle is more powerful than even the MG4, and once you get it, you can use it right from the start, making everything a joke. Once you have the pay guns, all you need to do is camp in the dining room with the autoshotty and you're basically unable to die unless you try to leave.

Score: 9

"Great game, but..."

submission: Super Stacker 2

date: February 7, 2009

My cat was on my lap while I was playing the game. Because of your sound effect of an angry cat being so realistic, she now thinks my computer is an angry cat.

Seriously, she refuses to go near it now. She already distrusted it before, and now I'll never get her to accept it as just another inanimate object. Thanks, jerk.

Score: 3

"I like your flashes, but this is pretty crappy."

submission: GunChest Fighting Game

date: November 2, 2008

There isn't much to do except punch and kick, and once you win there's nothing else to do. The controls aren't very good, and the AI has a very easy way to prevent you from actually hitting. Half the time I'm just holding a button down and getting easy hits and think it's retarded, and the other half I can't land a hit at all and I think it's retarded.

Your GunChest series is very good, but please stick to making movies. Your games are not very good, but your movies are the best.

Score: 10

"I like this more than the Black Mages' take on it"

submission: Dancing Mad: Esperoid - Part 1

date: October 20, 2009

Yeah, that's right, I think it's better than what Uematsu's own band played. Great job, man.

Score: 1

"horribly off key"

submission: Wolf3D(TDJ Rmx)

date: October 19, 2009

This is just a mess of instruments playing the wrong notes. Terrible.

Score: 10

"Captures the mood perfectly"

submission: Wolfenstein 3D Menu Music

date: August 25, 2009

Your rendition of Wondering About My Loved Ones is my favorite so far. I like the original bits you added. The whole thing is very sad and relaxing.

The strings at the end should probably have their volume reduced a bit. The accordion bits are sadly missing, but IMO that just accentuates the main melody of the song, giving it more of that sad, longing mood, and admittedly, the strings are only there for a few seconds at the end, so I won't count that against you. Good job.