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Animation was amazing. Everything about it was brilliance.

The narration was bleh. It's for that reason alone that I ding a star.

It was mildly funny, but I think that encouraging illegal drug use is against the rules, and at the very least is Mature content.

I laughed. It's short. Not much else to say.

Absolutely superb. It takes the old fashioned launching game and just completes it somehow. The game balance is near perfect if not utterly perfect, even if the pacing of the rewards does get slower toward the end. By then, you're addicted enough that you don't care.

To anyone who gripes about how Survival mode is much harder than story mode... it's like that way so it has a point. You can easily finish story mode with less than a third of the upgrades, and you refill your rockets so fast at that point that you basically have to click at least once per jump in order to not be 100% full all the time, and there are so many special gummies that you're just wasting them at that point. Story Mode is balanced to end before you've probably even beaten the second boss, while Survival is balanced so that you're not overloaded with rewards if you decide to upgrade everything all the way. The number of cop gummies gives value to the cop upgrades and forces you to use your body slams often to stay alive. The reduction in special gummies makes them a much-needed breather after long droughts, and their power is such that a single one can bring you back almost entirely.

This game is a work of genius. I can't even believe I'm saying that about a game whose premise is that you're a comically over-muscled Luchador punching his way back into a magical bag of gummy bears that he just escaped from, all to get his wallet back so he can pay for his groceries.

Very fun game! Unfortunately, pressing Esc at any time quits your current game with no warning or confirmation at all. VERY frustrating, especially when you're on a nice streak. If this is going to go anywhere, this needs to be changed.

Very clever concept! Just in time for Valentine's Day too. Points for originality.

Not much happens in this tune. It'd work for main menu music, but mainly because it feels like it's not meant to be a song. It's catchy enough, but it'd only work as ambience in low-tension situations.

I like it!

Some of those tempo changes are really extreme, but after a listen or two, it really grows on you.

Oh fuck, now I want to play Link to the Past again

This is awesome. I'm seriously about to go dig up my SNES so I can play LttP again because I listened to your remix. Good job!